things that make me go hahaaa!!

Some definitions

BOANTHROPY - a type of insanity in which a man thinks he is an ox (why would anyone do that????)

EOSOPHOBIA - fear of dawn (whaaaat?)

EUNEIROPHRENIA - peace of mind after a pleasant dream (smile on my face)

GYNOTIKOLOBOMASSOPHILE - one who likes to nibble on a woman's earlobes (ok..we don need a name for that!!)

HEBEPHRENIC - a condition of adolescent silliness (how quaint!! can anything really describe what we go thru our teens?)

LAPLING - one who enjoys resting in women's laps (who wouldn't)

LIBBERWORT - food or drink that makes one idle or stupid, food of no nutritional value - "junk food" (aaahh that explains it.. 1 large libberwort with extra cheese to go)

NEANIMORPHIC - looking younger than one's years (yeah i can do that easily..preening myself proudly)

ONIOCHALASIA - buying as a form of mental relaxation (yep..can relate to that alright)

PERISTEROPHOBIA - fear of pigeons (Coo..attack of the kiler pigeons!)

POLGARLIC - a bald head that looks like a peeled garlic (LOL)

PREANTEPENULTIMATE - fourth from last (boy..when u aint in the top three..u aint nowhere!)